its so cute how british people say holiday instead of vacation like idk everything they do is so adorable like who does that
idk, I’m so adorable!
it’s not cute it’s correct
wtf i try to compliment you damn brits and i’ve seen a handful of people complaining about it you know what fine all of you are gotdamn ugly and not adorable at all and saying holiday instead of vacation is stupid ok would you rather hear that instead
I put a bit of gold tinfoil on my cats head and she just sat there looking terrified until i took it off i couldnt stop laughing omfg im such a bad person help
Gilbert Gottfried reads Fifty Shades of Grey
jfc I AM LITERALLY CRYING OMFG THE TEARS ARE REAL
DEAR LORD DLJFSDLJFDLSF
WHAT DID I DO WRONG
I’m crying so hard I can’t see what I’m typing omg
i can’t actually breathe oh my god
holy fucko h jymg od
i played this and then went into a different tab
omg it sounded like that thing from cyberchase reading this to me
this is not himaruya
that is atsushi kousaka, the voice actor for prussia
there are 2 kinds of anons
I think I look pretty sexy.
I still have these.
rose what brought you to wear those shoes
is it because you never had a dad
is that why you are wearing yellow stilettos with a dark purple stocking
is that why you wear shoes designed by a fucking paper clip
No paperclips were harmed in the making of my shoes. The colors are complimentary. You never had a mother or a father as far as you knew.
You’re just jealous.
Yes Dave. Of this.
you need to be joking sister
i wouldnt be caught dead in mustard yellow stilettos from the dark side of the seventies
A blood python reluctantly takes a bath. original video
apparently you arent allowed to have problems if you arent a starving african child