I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey

beyoncebeytwice:

grahamcoxoff:

rainyohead:

beyoncebeytwice:

its so cute how british people say holiday instead of vacation like idk everything they do is so adorable like who does that

idk, I’m so adorable!

it’s not cute it’s correct

wtf i try to compliment you damn brits and i’ve seen a handful of people complaining about it you know what fine all of you are gotdamn ugly and not adorable at all and saying holiday instead of vacation is stupid ok would you rather hear that instead

ridhard:

wtvrmom:

cydoniahype:

I put a bit of gold tinfoil on my cats head and she just sat there looking terrified until i took it off i couldnt stop laughing omfg im such a bad person help



cOMmuNIZM`

ridhard:

wtvrmom:

cydoniahype:

I put a bit of gold tinfoil on my cats head and she just sat there looking terrified until i took it off i couldnt stop laughing omfg im such a bad person help

cOMmuNIZM`

unicornholio:

endquestionmark:

hallowsbethyname:

boxlunches:

littlewendycat:

minuiko:

meggannn:

hainabstolemypants:

alilyinhighgarden:

Gilbert Gottfried reads Fifty Shades of Grey

jfc I AM LITERALLY CRYING OMFG THE TEARS ARE REAL

IAGO NO

DEAR LORD DLJFSDLJFDLSF

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

I’m crying so hard I can’t see what I’m typing omg

i can’t actually breathe oh my god

holy fucko h jymg od

i played this and then went into a different tab

omg it sounded like that thing from cyberchase reading this to me

okay this picture is going around

miaman:

this is not himaruya 

that is atsushi kousaka, the voice actor for prussia

shavingryansprivates:

there are 2 kinds of anons

shavingryansprivates:

there are 2 kinds of anons

singinglikethemockingjay:

My favorite Peeta Pics thus far…

Peeta’s Cardboard Chronicles 

hahahh wtf

theturntechgodhead:

grimdarktherapist:

theturntechgodhead:

grimdarktherapist:

theturntechgodhead:

grimdarktherapist:

I think I look pretty sexy.
I still have these.

rose what brought you to wear those shoesis it because you never had a dadis that why you are wearing yellow stilettos with a dark purple stockingis that why you wear shoes designed by a fucking paper clip 

No paperclips were harmed in the making of my shoes. The colors are complimentary. You never had a mother or a father as far as you knew.
You’re just jealous.

of that

Yes Dave. Of this.

you need to be joking sisteri wouldnt be caught dead in mustard yellow stilettos from the dark side of the seventies 

theturntechgodhead:

grimdarktherapist:

theturntechgodhead:

grimdarktherapist:

theturntechgodhead:

grimdarktherapist:

I think I look pretty sexy.

I still have these.

rose what brought you to wear those shoes
is it because you never had a dad
is that why you are wearing yellow stilettos with a dark purple stocking
is that why you wear shoes designed by a fucking paper clip 

No paperclips were harmed in the making of my shoes. The colors are complimentary. You never had a mother or a father as far as you knew.

You’re just jealous.

of that

Yes Dave. Of this.

you need to be joking sister
i wouldnt be caught dead in mustard yellow stilettos from the dark side of the seventies 

deliciousunicorn:

veryadorabull:

A blood python reluctantly takes a bath. original video

pRECIOUS BABY,

SNAKEY <333

five years ago: omg thats so kawaiiiiiii :3!!
two years ago: Oh gosh, that's really cute!
now: oMF MG KAWAII AS SDIHT

shelpee:

apparently you arent allowed to have problems if you arent a starving african child